A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a
local court. But the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother
jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the
children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also
wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story
too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose chair and replied: "Judge,
when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the
Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

The man won !!!