Chineese Detective

 

This is how it should be....

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch
and report any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report:

Investigation Report

MOST HONOURABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE.

I WATCH HOUSE.

HE COME TO HOUSE.

I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.

I FOLLOW

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.

I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE.

SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE.

SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE.

SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME.

I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.